Things I like! Wee and snacks!

bordercolliedogs:

Oldshoremore Beach by Niseag on Flickr.

I want to be at the beach it is fun there :D

etkfender67:

I have just met you and I love you

This guy is my hero

Once again I am superstylish. I’m so great. The best dog in the world. You want to give me treats, yes!

I am ready for Christmas I look fabulous look guys look look

THIS IS ME AND MY MUMMY. I love her because she gives me steak and biscuits.

This happens to me a lot. I want to be friends with everyone and everything, but they just do not know how to have friends. I will teach them with kisses!

Source:

tsimmyfood:

Hanger steak

HOLY FUCK STEAK STEAK FOR TEA STEAK? I LIKE STEAK IT GOES HERE. IN MY FOOD BOWL NOW IN MY MOUTH. NOWWW. YES THANKS. MORE NOW.

When I was on holiday I read a book about Morrisons. Now I’m cross. They won’t let me in there, and it turns out it is FULL of tasty snacks like ham. What even? I have seen the outside, I made a doggy friend called Sheila, she let me lick her wee so I like her. 

Also on holiday they gave me a box to play with. My favourite toy!

heavymetalharlot:

More webcam bullshit with CaptainPyjamas, MetalheadAdam and CaptainPiss

Look look! Auntie and Mummy and me! They made me play a game of Keep Still Don’t Do Anything, I didn’t really get it so I jumped about lots instead, they seemed to understand I was making more fun for them. Silly people, they don’t know how to have fun all the time. But I am teaching them.

A quick update while I have a rest. I went to THREE PARKS TODAY I DID ALL THE WEES. I saw a bridge, did you know they are ABOVE THINGS? Holy shit, let me take you there some time. Also I sang a song with a big black fluffy dog, it was called “Squeak like a tiny dog”. It was musical. Did I tell you guys I am ON HOLIDAY? With my auntie! She lets me sleep on her bed and buys me toys. She doesn’t let me eat stones though, I don’t know why as they are so tasty. Yawnnnn. I am exhausted.